The Garlic Guru is proud to make available products fully qualified for global sale under Canadian Federal Food Inspection Regulations. So yes America, we are the United State’s Garlic Guru as well!
Hey. It’s Canadian – the safest food standards in the world. Enjoy! The labels all say “Vegan…Gluten Free..” and Naturally Saskatchewan!
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Mark your Calendars – Starting May 4th, the fantastic Friday Lunch Buffets are back!
These exquisite eating experiences come from the combined efforts of Garlic Guru and Riverbend Plantations, so you get a wonderful range of feasting flavour.
You can check out all of the May buffets from our Upcoming Events tab, and we’ll post the full menus the week before each. The month will see us through Roast Ham, Beef and Wild Board Lasagna, BBQ chicken and Greek Style Ribs.
Not for the meat? Well hows Curried Squash, Spicy Bean Soup, Zucchini Garden Chowder, and lots of variety in salads, sides and wonderful deserts? Continue reading »
Of course anyone who eats Garlic Guru foods is more powerfully attractive and vital than the average person. But some think that the increased “magnetism” might have something to do with the actual garlic in Garlic Guru dishes, not just the enlivening Garlic Guru experience.
According to Session Magazine, garlic is the third most powerful aphrodisiac in the world. Apparently oysters (#2) and honey (#1) are over the top. Perhaps the perfect date meal is garlic oysters with a hint of honey? But that wouldn’t work well for our loyal Vegan friends so don’t expect oysters on the menu.
BabyStory Net, presumably in an effort to get more babies, writes that:
“It is probable that the label of aphrodisiac tonic that garlic has comes from the fact that it has a noticeable warming effect on the body. If it is eaten Continue reading »
or… Does fear of vampires lead to garlic abuse?
Obviously Garlic Guru food will protect you from vampires.
But it is interesting that we regard our own fascination with vampires as new, or more widespread than times past. Popular culture has it that productions such as the Twilight movies or the True Blood television series are particularly appealing to young women of the current generation.
What’s a few generations here or there?
Over 100 years ago intellectuals were concerned about the effect of their popular culture of vampires, and in particular how it might lead to dietary imbibements… so much that censorship may be the only solution! Continue reading »
First, there’s no need to break the law to get your garlic fix. Visit the Garlic Guru and we’ll give you the best food experience ever, at no risk to your freedom!
But, there appears to be zero tolerance for diminishing the status of garlic as the sovereign of savour.
An Irish citizen, Paul Begley, has been sentenced to six years in prison for importing garlic, calling it “apples.”
The Irish Times reported on March 9th that presiding Judge Martin Nolan called Begley a “decent” and “generous” man, with notable charitable activities and community contributions, but that importing garlic pretending to be apples warranted Continue reading »
